[A Do-It-Yourself Poem]
These are the rules for Monica’s house –
You must be quiet as [ a mouse, some cows, a helicopter]
Don’t jump on the lovely chairs,
And watch out when you climb the [ bears, chimney, stairs]
Everbody likes a joke,
But mind that you don’t spill your [ beans, coke, smoke]
If Neil says it is okey-dokey,
You can do the [ hokey-pokey, karaoke, washing-up]
If you pick your nose at all,
Do not wipe it on [ the wall, the ball, Neil’s head]
When you want to have some treats,
Neil will fetch a bag of [ sheets, lovely carrots, sweets]
Please be tidy when you’re in
And throw your paper in [ the washing machine, a tin, the bin]
Do whatever you are told,
‘Cos we don’t want you to be [ cold, bold, sunburnt]
Do the dance-mat on the telly,
But do not fall and hurt your [ welly, feelings, belly]
When we are not here tonight,
Do not argue, do not [ go down to the pub, fight, bite]
Do not throw the cushions about
And do not scream and do not [ pout, shout, phone up for a pizza]
You may have a Coke or two,
So make sure you go to the [ loo, zoo, cinema]
If the music’s up too high,
It will make the neighbours [ fly, call the police, cry ]
If you see that Neil is bold,
Make sure Monica is [ old, told, forty four ]
Do not skid around the floor
Or you might crash into [ the railway station, the store, the door]
If you’re rude and if you fart,
You’ll be sent home on [ the Dart, a cart, a spaceship]
All this evening, Neil is boss,
So if you hit him, he’ll [ grow moss, run away, get cross]
And when its time to go to bed,
Neil will bring you to the [ Blanchardstown Shopping Centre, Med, .…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… …………………………………………………………………SHED!! ]
These are the rules for Monica’s house –
You must be quiet as [ a mouse, some cows, a helicopter]
Don’t jump on the lovely chairs,
And watch out when you climb the [ bears, chimney, stairs]
Everbody likes a joke,
But mind that you don’t spill your [ beans, coke, smoke]
If Neil says it is okey-dokey,
You can do the [ hokey-pokey, karaoke, washing-up]
If you pick your nose at all,
Do not wipe it on [ the wall, the ball, Neil’s head]
When you want to have some treats,
Neil will fetch a bag of [ sheets, lovely carrots, sweets]
Please be tidy when you’re in
And throw your paper in [ the washing machine, a tin, the bin]
Do whatever you are told,
‘Cos we don’t want you to be [ cold, bold, sunburnt]
Do the dance-mat on the telly,
But do not fall and hurt your [ welly, feelings, belly]
When we are not here tonight,
Do not argue, do not [ go down to the pub, fight, bite]
Do not throw the cushions about
And do not scream and do not [ pout, shout, phone up for a pizza]
You may have a Coke or two,
So make sure you go to the [ loo, zoo, cinema]
If the music’s up too high,
It will make the neighbours [ fly, call the police, cry ]
If you see that Neil is bold,
Make sure Monica is [ old, told, forty four ]
Do not skid around the floor
Or you might crash into [ the railway station, the store, the door]
If you’re rude and if you fart,
You’ll be sent home on [ the Dart, a cart, a spaceship]
All this evening, Neil is boss,
So if you hit him, he’ll [ grow moss, run away, get cross]
And when its time to go to bed,
Neil will bring you to the [ Blanchardstown Shopping Centre, Med, .…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… …………………………………………………………………SHED!! ]
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